'Blitzwing'? Ya mispronounced 'smash' 🥵🫠

Starscream spending hours detailing his array to make it pretty for Megatron, oblivious to the very obvious fact that Megatron couldn't give less of a fuck what the hole he's jacking into looks like so long as it's a) wet and b) belongs to Starscream, and afterwards Starscream's all grumpy because Megatron didn't compliment his gilded, bejewelled, multi-coloured, neon-light flashing pussy but Megatron isn't sure what there is to compliment about Starscream's migraine-inducing valve when fragging it now looks like he's trying to get intimate with the inside of a kaleidoscope, it's just not practical Starscream. Now he DEFINITELY can't find the anterior node

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

I reblogged this last week when my overtime hours were cut, and this week find out we are short two employees (1 fired, 1 quit unexpectedly) and am now able to pick up overtime shifts again. When life pelts you with lemons etc etc

reblog this if you want people to send you random asks to get to know you better

I'll of course be within my right to not answer to.

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.