𝘈𝘷𝘢/𝘈𝘻𝘳𝘺𝘯/𝘈𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘴

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

idk how to live or do any of this sorry

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

does anyone know how to stop feeling like a weird kid looking on from the outside at everyone

idk if this actually matters that much but can we just say misogyny instead of "goonerbait" or whatever. i do not care about people jacking off I care about how women are represented in media

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.