it ain't the money

You read that right.  Look, sex is great, I love sex, but there are a million other prompts today celebrating that sin.  Shout outs to the rest.

Send me one of the following to learn about my muse:

💪 - PRIDE - What is my muse proud of about themselves?  In particular what do they lord over others, intentionally or unintentionally?

💰 - GREED - What does my muse hoard, what do they need all of, what will they stop at nothing to get?

💚 - ENVY - What is my muse jealous of?  Is it someone else’s power or privilege?  Is it something about their relationship?

🍖 - GLUTTONY - What are my muses Vices?  What do they indulge in to the point of self harm or health risk?  What do they not know when to stop?

🛏️ - SLOTH - What responsibilities does my muse shy away from?  What do they put off, what are the tasks in their life they procrastinate or abdicate entirely?

⏪  - REVERSE - Send this with any of the above to have my Muse tell you what they think your characters Pride, Greed, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, or Sloth is.

♫ stian. { @itxaintxthexmoney ]

i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die. 

that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.

if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.

this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.

did you just call the demon a motherfucker?

i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.

we’re friends. it’s a friendship.

there’s something weird going on in this little town.

i’m about to die for the internet.

enough of you being a phony and a liar.

keep in mind we have to spend the night here.

this place is a living nightmare.

i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!

well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.

doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?

i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.

maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.

you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!

i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.

can you just look a little bit worried?

i’m starting to think you want to die.

any extra time with you is a punishment.

you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.

sexiness is relative, motherfucker! 

i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.

did you just wink at me?

we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. 

i got so distracted by the tongue thing.

my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.

don’t just claim i killed jfk.

you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?

your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. 

i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.

Yarrow doesn’t see anyone enter, because his back’s to the door – he sees Sam react, and he hears “Hello, Cousin!” and only a moment later, and not even in a ruder tone of voice, “Hello, Scout! How are you today?” “Hi,” Yarrow replies to the other BLU Spy, while paying extreme attention to moving a single sausage from the hotplate to his own plate and super studiously arranging it so it doesn’t touch any of the apple slices he’s already loaded the plate with.

“Hi!” Sam says, a little too loudly. “Hi, I – hello! I didn’t hear you come in.” 

Was jumping away from Sam a mistake? Probably, but not doing so would have probably been a mistake, too – or maybe not, really. He really ought to spend more time with Stian, Sam thinks, rather guiltily. “Ah – how are you?”

There’s an enemy scout in his base!

But it’s off-duty hours, so it doesn’t matter.

Off-duty-hours intermural interactions are often real good gossip, and gossip is an important part of socializing with one’s teammates!

But everyone knows his cousin spends time with this Scout. This is low-quality and thus low-reward gossip.

Since there is neither a threat nor an incentive, he chooses not to bother wasting any conscious cycles on analyzing anything. Nevertheless a sensor notices the changing color of Sam’s face, double-checks its own calibration to confirm it, a relatively-poorly-written and not-very-well-educated,-either program dedicated to interpreting human body language spits up an awareness of what a blush is and what reasons Wikipedia gives for it to happen, and something indefinable within Sebastian’s code tells him: this is funny. It’s unimportant, but it’s funny. :-)

He grins his cute little grin at Sam and the Scout and echoes, “Good morning! Are you having breakfast?”

fluff & softness starters // accepting!

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