10 Years of Ramblings and Emotions

America’s president is a small child covered in chocolate going ‘I didn’t eat the cake’ and then we turn on the news and its like “we have found video footage of the child shoveling the cake into his face” and then the child tweets “actually that’s a lie the dentist made up and also I invented cake” and then NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS

im fine

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

The funniest thing about that “hating other teams for no reason is the best part of sports” posts is that everyone I’ve seen reblog it has tagged the dodgers

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

not to be a heterosexual man but i miss sports™

I found this 8 year old gem in my flagged posts. This feels like an appropriate way to return.

Simple Plan was right I am just a kid and life IS a nightmare