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sappyassmemes

innercherryblossomgalaxy

THATS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME

tastefullyoffensive

hydro-homies

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

volcanokids

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

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lemme-detroit-smash

When you go to high five someone but it’s awkward & it doesn’t go right

gradynumbers

Well, this really dungeons my dragons.

k-eke

Little dress

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

leechtime-deactivated20190510

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

adz

my cat does this before he pukes

toebeens

that comment just absolutely took me out

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dappermouth

anybody else love getting up in the morning and drinking a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach and then spending the rest of the day shivering and blinking too much and feeling like something’s on its way to murder you

greatestbastard

holdthepossum

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

frostyknickers

me as a discovery

slavetomyheadcanon

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

spam-bot

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

bingomann

voideddragon

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

tisfan

thank you @agentliz

northeastartist

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

findyouranchorpoint

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

ranger027-deactivated20211116

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

history-and-stuff-and-things

fakehistory

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

2aminmyworld

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

bedupolker

Three most important innovations of this century:

1.

2.

3.

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e-seal-deactivated20210319

still like one of the best things griffin has ever said

bluesmoth

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