The Photography Class Knew First

Reason Bitty says the cat is like Jack: - Doesn’t like Bitty at first, eventually loves Bitty the most - Shy around strangers - Does NOT want to wear the cute clothes Bitty buys - Loves the snow - early riser Reasons Jack says the cat is like Bitty: - “sings” during bathtime - small and fast as hell - he’s gonna be more famous than Jack one day - hides under the kitchen table when stressed (”That was one time Jack.”) - looks like an angel but doesn’t take anybody’s shit

I bet you Shitty goes to every Harvard hockey game and cheers super loud, but the team quickly realize he went to Samwell, was instrumental in kicking their asses for four years running, and is actually chirping them nonstop.

Of course, when Samwell comes to town to play Shitty brings out his YO MARRY ME JACK ZIMMERMANN sign, which makes Holster bellow, “He doesn’t even go here!”

YES EXACTLY

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

Jack Zimmermann being a boring nerd is the biggest power move on his part

he has the power of abs and cheekbones on his side he can be the most boring nerd of all time and still slay

Bitty knows he’s a boring nerd yet still finds him charming and hilarious (and “passionate,”), so he’s kind of got it made.

He has famous parents, a messy past, and is a celebrity. Everyone expects him to be interesting but he’s straight up a dud, and I find that very sexy.

jack used to come home from school like “i have no friends :(“ and so his mom n dad were his besties but then when he was in like third grade they went and picked him up early together and all the kids in the class were like “where’s jack going!! bye jack have fun at the dentist don’t forget your pokemon cards tm!!!!!!!!” and bob is like Jack You Fool…..

Jack learns the phrase “looking like a snack” and uses it on Bitty so often the words have lost all meaning. it’s a $25 fine.

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”