no crying in the boat (it scares the fishes)

“Omg it’s my teacher!” And then just one dude in the comments being all “that’s the carbon man!” Any video of the conference becomes viral overnight

Lmao someone absolutely finds that video and is mortified! People are like “oh that CAN’T be Grace!!” And so many people at arguing over whether or not it is. Cut to on Simon’s story he’s filming a video of Grace who’s still in his pajamas and Grace is mumbling. “Yes that was me…… yes I called a man a waste of carbon……”

Simon jokingly says off camera “and he’s so it again!”

Hear me out on this one! Grace being nervous and stressed because there is a big event coming up and instinctively stress bakes. Like there are trays of cookies, cupcakes, muffins, brownies, you name it, everywhere in the kitchen. Simon is glad to devour all of them. He never got sweets or baked goods as a treat and now he fully enjoys things he missed out on.

Oh my god YES!!

Grace is a wizard when it comes to baking so whenever Simon can smell something he’s baking he knows that it either means, grace is stressed OR he is baking for the bake sale for the school. Either way, Simon gets to be a taste tester and listen to Grace tell him what’s wrong and he gets to give Grace advice.

Bonus if it is streamer Simon x teacher Grace. Simon is streaming and can smell the most amazing thing in his entire life and he almost starts drooling.

“Chat, if you could smell the deliciousness coming from my kitchen right now. My god!” Grace comes and soon brings him a massive fucking slice of cake as a snack with some coffee and Simon is so happy chat swears they see him do a little happy dance. He always shows the camera and chat always says things like:

“Oh my god that looks amazing Papa star!”

“I NEED PAPA STAR TO OPEN A BAKERY!” Grace laughs at that off screen.

“May you share with us, Simon?!” Which Simon says “I don’t know, CAN you?”

Couldn't stop thinking of Streamer Simon AUs and my new drawing tablet came in today.

Cut to, one night, Simon’s streaming and he looks to his left to see Grace bringing him some water and food and Simon gets this lovesick look on his face and says “thanks Star.” And the chat are going crazy because “Simon has a partner?!” They hear a man softly telling Simon that he’s welcome and asking what time he’s finishing streaming so he can finish his marking before then so they can actually spend some time together (Grace watches Simon’s streams whilst he’s working on lesson planning and stuff)

Simon mumbles something about another hour then he’s “all yours” and Simon goes off screen a bit to kiss Grace as Grace doesn’t like being on camera. What Grace doesn’t know is that some people in chat saw his fox cardigan (like the front bit). Grace leaves the room and chat is going crazy speculating who it could be.

- Simon 100% loves all the fanart of him and he will make streams where he reacts to it.

- before Grace shows his face on camera for the first time, people make fanart of what they think he looks like and him and Simon scroll looking through them all in bed and they panic at one fanart because holy shit that’s actually so close to what Grace looks like it’s a little scary. Grace assumes that it’s one of his students who created it (it wasn’t.)

- The day Grace finally reveals his face in camera in a video he does with Simon, that artist freaks the fuck out and goes viral because “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WAS CLOSE?!”

- Simon 1000% reads fanfiction about himself because in chat one day, someone asks him if he’s seen the fanfiction people have written about him and his husband. It started off as a joke to see if they got Grace accurate but some of the stuff he reads actually has him sobbing because it’s so sweet but also “yes that is 100% something you do, Star! Don’t deny it!”

- Simon jokes that his husband is taller than him one stream and his chat 100% types “isn’t everybody though?” Simon swears he can hear Grace laugh from the other room.

- Grace in this AU does have an account he uses to watch Simon stream on and when he comments in the chat (his username is The_Papa_Star_27) everyone goes crazy. Especially when Simon reads the flirty chats Grace sends his way and Simon goes absolutely feral.

- sometimes grace mods his streams for Simon when he’s not busy doing paperwork, if not, someone else does it.

- Simon one day whilst streaming, hears Grace coming into the house and says “chat hang on a second.” And he rushes to go see Grace who’s holding a makeup bag and Grace tells him shyly and a little nervously that he wanted to try some lipstick. He puts it on and Simon volunteers happily for him to test it out on him. Needless to say, Simon strolls back into his streaming room with lipstick marks all over his face with a dazed look and saying “my husband brought this lipstick. It works.”

- speaking of, in my mind Grace AND Simon test out makeup for fun because fuck gender ok?!

I think there was an ask about emotes and about special emote for subs, but I can't find it, but there was my attempt at animating one with Papa Star where he manifested in air and made cute face. It was horrible attempt, but I am off track, so-

I made sticker of Papa Star, or emote idk idc. It originally supposed to be emote concept, but I suck at it, so if you want you can intrepid it as sticker in Simon's merch

Oh my god bestie you always cook!! This is so fucking cute!! 😭 I kind of want it as a sticker for myself now lmao!

“Ha I’m not falling for that, you won’t break me”

Finally turns around and sees grace in a hockey mask standing ominously in the dark like

“Jesus! Why didn’t you say anything!?”

“I didn’t want to startle you”

LMFAO YES!! 😭😭😭

Something based off @idgabuck 's Streamer!Simon AU

Part 43 Masterpost

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't