MICKEY

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be relaxing with my hand in my bush for the foreseeable future

going sailing

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

the alphabet says HI but it doesnt actually mean it bcause it said JK afterwards what a fucken asshole

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard