head's full on acid

One time Joe Keery (Steve from Stranger Things) was at a party I was at, and my friend went up to him and was like, “Wow, you really look like that dude from Stranger Things,” and he sighed, did the saddest jazz hands, and just replied, “ta daaa, it’s me,” and every time I see gifs of him on my dash, that’s all I can think of.

this. this is the greatest story i’ve ever heard.

the tumblr bots are passing the turing test now

so sad to see that brooklyn nine nine didnt make it to the eurovision final :(

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

how do u wear a sword

on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb

Cthulhu, as an eldritch being, sees humans as humans see insects; which is to say, harmless but inexplicably terrifying.

#cthulhu chasing humanity around with a shoe while crying

#cthulhu gently picks up humans with a piece of paper and puts them outside the sea #a great deal of evolution ensues