Jace

you punch nazis!

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Our lovely nerd turns 29 today, he’s born on the 17th of October of 1990 in New York.

He’s been portrayed by Robert Sheehan in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...

...and then by Alberto Rosende in the tv series.

what do you need to know about him?

his Shadowhunter last name is Lovelace, he decided to adopt George’s one after his death during their Ascension

he comes from a Jewish family

he really loves comics, books and RPGs, like D&D

he had a band, whose horrible name changed frequently, with his mundane friends Erik, Kirk and Matt

he’s very good at archery, in fact he practiced it when he was a kid

he’s Clary Fairchild’s best friend since childhood, they even went to the same schools. later on they became Parabatai

he’s Isabelle Lightwood’s fiancée

he went from mundane to Vampire/Daylighter and it was pretty hard for him adjusting to his new nature: he loved animals and is own cat Yossarian hissed when he saw him, he was a faithful Jewish and he couldn’t say “God” anymore, he loved his family and his mother rejected him while his sister was trying to figure out what was going on

he couldn’t recall his memories about Clary and the Shadow World for around two years, due to Asmodeus who demanded someone’s immortality back in Edom. after Ascending he could recall everything

when he was a Daylighter he had the Mark of Cain, done by Clary, in order to keep him safe

he was the one who bit Maureen Brown

he confronted Raziel in order to obtain Glorious, giving him the Mark of Cain in exchange. the Angel also stated that he had Maccabeus’ blood in him, which brought him bravery

one of his nicknames is “Lord Montgomery”, given by Isabelle, which is used during specific moments

after Ascending he became one of the first Recruiters, whose job is to find Sighted mundanes

he couldn’t keep in touch with his family after becoming a Shadowhunter, so he invented a way to chat with his sister: they use SMSs to talk and write a fantasy novel at the same time

he possesses different gifts from different dead friends: Jordan’s Praetor Lupus pendant and Raphael’s coin

credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

Our beloved archer-boy turns 30 today, he’s born on the 12th of September of 1989 in Idris.

He has been portrayed by Kevin Zegers in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...

...and then by Matthew Daddario in the tv series.

What do you need to know about him?

his wardrobe is mainly formed by jumpers, ruined jumpers

he initially hated Clary Fairchild, but they eventually became good friends

he’s Jace Herondale’s parabatai

he’s married to the warlock Magnus Bane

he has two sons: Maxwell Lightwood-Bane (a warlock) and Rafael Lightwood-Bane (a Shadowhunter)

he struggled in admitting his sexuality, so much so that he repressed his crush for Jace

he doesn’t like being in the spotlight, he prefers to protect and encourage his loved ones. that’s why he fights far from his siblings most of the times

his appearance is inherited from a distant relative, Cecily Herondale, who married a Lightworm Lightwood

he was the first one to test Clary’s fearless rune, resulting in him almost coming out to his parents, which was one of his greatest issues

he is, along with Magnus, the head of the Downworlder-Shadowhunter Alliance

he was the former Consul, but after the split of the Clave he became the Consul of the Clave-In-Exile

he was given a special notebook, the one who contained stories from Magnus’ past

he once threw a birthday party for Magnus, whose guests were people and cats

his middle name is Gideon, like his ancestor Gideon Lightwood

he likes his coffee black with sugar

he is inexplicably afraid of umbrellas

his eye color matches the color of Magnus’ magic

credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs

The Menstruatin’ with Satan program, founded by The Satanic Temple Arizona, is collecting donations of pads, tampons, and other menstrual supplies for incarcerated women, as well as fighting to raise the monthly allotment of products!

If you’re not in AZ, you can help out the Temple by buying them products on their Amazon Wish List, here.

This Brand Is Making Swimwear For The Trans Community

A lot of transguys or masculine people aren’t comfortable with wearing a bikini top, so they get stuck wearing shirts in the summertime, or settling for something that doesn’t make them feel confident.

The Rhodes siblings are currently fundraising for the Bareskin Top, which comes in four skin-tone options, on Kickstarter

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1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Alec: dumbness

Clary: impulse

Isabelle: stupid ideas

Thanks for tagging me @daisysherondales 💕

My book series is: White Pillow.

Thanks for the tag @the-last-hours-shrine

name: S. J. Alder

series: the grey washing machine

sound cool huh

Series: Distressed Monster

I kinda want to write this now.... there's a monster energy next to me and my shirt is black but distressed with bleach so, I think I did it right?