Hello there...

looking like a lesbian isn’t a bad thing actually, it’s a very good thing it means you’re cool and hot 😊

May your bank account be blessed this week.

Amen 🙏🏽

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

jeff this isn’t a joke this is legitimately true

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

this is real. absolute queen shit.

every once in a while this post comes back and christians yell at me

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid