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Which is why Hidan is perfect for him. Arrogant pretty pale white boy with the silver hair. He looks angelic. And he's twice as gross. He makes twice the gorey mess Kakuzu does and then he literally basks in it.

And then Eddie moves to the building opposite the one Steve currently lives.

I can just imagine the first time they catch sight of each other through the balcony door, or the window, and it's like a very surreal experience because, hey, there's another naked guy now.

patrick ball: when i was a teenager i worked at a cinema and the manager made me dress up as edward cullen when twilight came out

Sannins!

The other day i was talking to @oh-no-its-bird about a modern au where akatsuki is just in jail and it was so funny i had to draw this.

Bonus of Suigetsu being a real one

1. What if whatever jutsu he is copying is just a massive fucking chakra drain and he doesn't realize it until after he does it? Kakashi didn't have the greatest chakra stamina earlier in the series. It would be embarrassing for him to copy one jutsu and then just immediately pass the fuck out because he didn't know that it took that much chakra, meanwhile his opponent would potentially still be standing because no one wants to use all of their chakra on one jutsu unless it's like a suicide attack. Just because his enemy might have the chakra for a jutsu does not mean that Kakashi does. This also probably played into Kakashi having the suicidal reputation he had back in ANBU. Let's be real, he probably didn't care too much if he lived or died back then so he probably wasn't as discerning with copying jutsu as he should've been. Once he had something to live for again (Team 7) it makes sense that he wouldn't be as reckless as he once was.

2. Some jutsu have to have nasty side effects from using besides chakra drain, right? Like the 3rd Hokage's Death Reaper Seal (or whatever it was called that basically condemned his soul to hell for using). Or the mangekyo sharingan slowly causing blindness. Or Naruto's wind shuriken thing that damaged him at a cellular level to such a point that even with Kurama and his Uzumaki genes he had to never use it again because it would kill him. While those types of side effects from jutsu seem rare in the Naruto universe we know that they exist, and why should Kakashi risk copying jutsu he has no idea about?

3. He doesn't necessarily know what a jutsu does. Sure, there could be side effects, but what if a jutsu he copies is just fucking useless? Like what if he copied Obito's frilled neck lizard jutsu? The one that literally doesn't fucking do anything. Or what if it is just a really weird jutsu that requires technical know how to actually use right? Like what if Kakashi tried to copy Naruto entering into sage mode? He probably wouldn't succeed and would be a frog forever because it actually takes training to be able to do that without disfiguring yourself for life. It's just not something that you can imitate like that without training. I'm sure that other jutsu probably exist where without actual understanding of the jutsu it will either be useless or hurt you.