Trust me idk whats going on either

listen im seeing a lot of people being like "oh my god thor might have a crush on Peter quill because of that scene in the new love and thunder trailer!" like no. Absolutely not. It's disney and it's never gonna happen. HOWEVER disney queerbaiting people with Chris Pratt might be the funniest thing they've ever done

ACTUALLY sexual tension was invented when gansey called declan a whore

This is infinitely funnier if you remember that gansey has a southern accent

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

Ah, yep. Now it's complete, and I can reblog it.

none of you who enjoy beer are seeing heaven

“it has notes of orange” no it has notes of PISS. piss notes.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

guys good news the diana musical is just as terrible as i suspected it would be i'm gonna watch the whole thing

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media