Darlin' there's a part of me I'm afraid will always be

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

also my friend Sneither, who also cannot be organized into any single category

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts

I have decided that I am incompatible with this reality. Meet me in a parallel universe.

Im pagan but this is one time ill fight next to that guy from Chicago (the pope)

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third