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Woah it's not even 5 in the morning im earrrlyyy (who cares its white nights here at this time of the year and the sun is almost up already). um, anyway-
made this for some people that keep asking these. Mostly in tiktok, but sometimes here as well.
was debating on the last page, if i even should add it. It had different text, and even different setting, but it was too similar to the previous page... and then i sketched this and people in discord were destroyed, ao i was like, okay im adding that in.
I... i honestly lost the logic of Alastor's time manipulation, but it's there trust, i'm just dumb, and i could grasp the logic of that plan only for a short time, that was enough to sketch everything out, and then i lost it.
But basically, Alastor cut out 2 days, so if Vox catches on the leap year thing, Al would still have one day for safety. Or if vox suspected that Alastor somehow messed with calendars (which he did) and decided to wait one more day. But basically Alastor was pretending the whole year that he's not planning to look for any ways out, and kept playing the docile boyfriend role, so Vox wouldn't be suspicious.
And he even found some random alcoholic to chellenge Vox and make him drink to blackout (Vox knows Alastor has higher Alcohol tolerance and if Alastor would suggest a challenge, he would be suspicious of it)
I even had a whole scene in my head with said alcoholic and Alastor hiring him, bit then i decided that the comic doesn't need 10 pages of backstory for this random guy, so it never made it even in the first draft. Basically it's all in the dialogue, but in case you didn't get it because of course someone didn't: his wife sold his child for some drugs, and he made a deal with Alastor that Alastor would put her on the broadcast for a favour in return.
Usually Alastor doesn't do "requests" or even "commissions" (lol) because like. First of, radio is his form of art, his hobby, and he knows better than anyone when you try to make a profit out of your hobby, it stops being a hobby. That's why i don't do commissions too, haha. But in this case he's really despearte, and doesn't have much to offer to a random alcoholic he doesn't know, and being the asking position isn't his style.
Also, at this point i realised that to most people in hell in the alvox relationships Alastor is the predator, taking advantage of this cute naive newby in hell (10 years being dead is nothing) (Alastor has been dead for just slightly over 30 years, and in scale of eternal suffering it's also nothing, but people tend to forget that because of his power).
Somewhere like 60 years later, on r/radiodemon someone asks "how bad of a person you should be for TRD call you a monster?". Theories, theories...
AU Masterpost
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Summary: After the events of season 2, Charlie and Vaggi go on a date that turns into a proposal.
Word count: 2k+
Authorâs note: HELLO PEOPLE READING FICS AT 4AM. I have decided that at the start of all my fics, Iâm gonna say âHELLO [Insert something that is in all caps]â.
Anywayyyyysssssss. Since it is pride month (Psst, happy pride month btw), I had an urge to write my favorite lesbian couple. This takes after season 2, just pretend Lilith never called Charlie.
I have never written Lucifer before, so I apologize if he is OOC.
It was a boring old morning, right? NOPE! It was THE day! The day when Charlie and Vaggi were finally going on a date!
âŚAt least thatâs what Charlie thoughtâŚ
She was so excited! She and Vaggi havenât been on a date night in⌠forever! After the whole early extermination situation, and the thing with Vox, they havenât been able to find time for date nights. Now that all of that is over and life is kind of calm, they decided to trust everyone to run the hotel while they went on their date.
While Charlie was excited, Vaggi was nervous as hell. This wasnât just any date, this was gonna be when she proposed. She and Charlie have been together for almost four years, and they have been through so much together. Charlie even accepted her when she found out Vaggi was an exorcist. The princess has mentioned she would love to get married before, so Vaggi decided that tonight might just be the perfect time to ask her.
The former exorcist had spent hours preparing. It was going to be a nice picnic with some candles, Charlieâs favorite foods, and then in the middle of it, Vaggi would propose.
The ring was the second hardest thing to get for the date/proposal. The jewelry store Vaggi went to had so many options and horrible staff. When she asked to get one, the lady behind the counter would say something along the lines of âWhy are you getting a wedding ring for your boyfriend? He should be the one choosing one, not you.â
Fucking homophobic assholeâŚ
Eventually, Vaggi was able to get a ring that had a ruby in the center and was surrounded by gold that was shaped like petals to make it look like a flower. Charlie always loved gold, rubies, and flowers, so this ring was absolutely perfect for her.
The other tricky part of planning was the food. In hell, itâs rare to find actually good cooks who can make what Charlie liked. So Vaggi had to go to about fifteen different restaurants and stores to order custom-made dishes and get special ingredients from them. And half of those restaurants were actually the wrong ones, and Vaggi had to go all the way to the correct ones. That sounds really expensive, right? Luckily Lucifer let Vaggi borrow his credit card for this since he had infinite money. The King of Hell could literally make money appear with a snap of his fingers.
Now youâre probably wondering: Did Vaggi talk to Lucifer about proposing? She did. The response she got was âOh- you wanna marry Charlie? Thatâs wonderful! But you better not hurt her! I canât harm sinners, but I can definitely harm angels! I donât thiiiiink youâll do anything bad to her. Charlie adores you. Iâm just a good, protective father!â
The poor guy was trying a little too hardâŚ
He also helped Vaggi plan the entire date and told her what food Charlie liked and where to get said food.
That was all the planning, now to the present.
âââ
âVaggi, this place is so pretty!â Charlie looked around the park they were at, which was empty except for the animals. Yes, Vaggi rented out an entire park for this moment.
âIt really is.â Vaggi smiled at her girlfriend who looked breathtaking. Charlie was wearing a simple, flowy red dress that went down to her ankles and had black accents. She had black heels on, a gold necklace, and her hair was down.
âYou look beautifulâŚâ the angel mumbled, looking away as her cheeks flushed slightly.
Charlie laughed. âThatâs the fifth time you said that.â
âYou were counting?â
âI started counting after the third time.â
Vaggi chuckled softly. She was wearing a dress that looked very similar to Charlieâs, but it was white instead of red. The angel was never good when it came to outfits and fashion. Charlie usually picked out her outfits, but she really wanted to choose it herself for their date tonight. Because of this, Vaggi didnât have any other accessories and whatnot besides a baby blue, sparkling butterfly hair clip that Charlie had given her on their first anniversary and had bedazzled. For shoes, Vaggi wore black boots that she found while going around Pentagram City to get everything she needed for this date.
Once they found a good spot to sit, they set everything up. The blanket, the candles, and then the food.
When Vaggi set down the first dish, a small charcuterie of some of the best cheeses in hell, some cheap crackers, and other items that are on charcuterie boards, Charlie gasped dramatically.
âIs this from that Italian restaurant we went to on our first date!? The place I couldnât pronounce the name of???â
âIt is, babe. I remembered how much you loved it. You didnât stop talking about it for days.â
âYou remembered? Reallyyyyy? Youâre too sweet!!!â Charlie threw her arms around Vaggiâs neck, bringing her girlfriend close before kissing her on the cheek.
âCharlie!â Vaggi laughed. âYouâre smothering me!â She didnât mind being smothered. She actually quite enjoyed it.
Charlie didnât care. She just giggled and kept peppering Vaggiâs face with kisses. Something Charlie HAS to do is wear kiss-proof lipstick because of moments like this. The princess is always one to give Vaggi kisses on the cheek or give her kiss attacks like she was doing right now. Imagine how long it took them to find a good kiss-proof lipstickâŚ
When Charlie finally stopped, she and Vaggi began eating the charcuterie and talking about random nonsense. For once, they didnât have a hotel to worry about, no one was blowing up a wall, there was no one⌠just them.
âââ
When the charcuterie board was empty, Charlie spoke up. âDid you bring anything else?â Then her eyes widened when she realized how mean that sounded. âWait! Sorry! That came out wrong. I meant, like, picnics usually have more than a charcuterie, but if that was it, thatâs fine! I just-â
Vaggi watched her girlfriend fumble over her words before she finally stopped her, putting a finger on her lips. âCharlie, babe, you really thought I got all dressed up and brought you out on a date just to eat a charcuterie board I couldâve made at the hotel?â
ââŚNoâŚ?â
âExactly,â Vaggi said, opening the picnic basket and taking out another one of Charlieâs favorite dishes, a plate of deviled eggs with little horns made of chili flakes and sprinkled in Cheeto dust. Just imagine how Vaggi reacted to Lucifer telling her thatâŚ
âââ
âWhat the fuck even is that? How did I not know that about her!?â
Lucifer sucked in a breath through his teeth. âYeahhhhh⌠She doesnât like telling people she likes thatâŚâ
âHow does someone even find out they like that?â Vaggi wondered.
âNo clue! She just came up to me one day, asked if I could make her some deviled eggs, and she put on the toppings. It actually tastes good!â
Now back to the presentâŚ
âââ
Charlie blinked, her yellow eyes wide as she stared at the eggs. âUmm⌠How did you know I like this?â
âYour dad told me,â Vaggi simply said.
The princess blushed in embarrassment, her cheeks flushing red. She looked away, mumbling something incoherent while she hugged her legs to her chest.
âWhat was that?â Vaggi asked gently, setting a hand on Charlieâs shoulder.
Charlie looked at Vaggi with tears in her eyes that made the angel freeze, her smile instantly fading.
âCharlie? Whatâs wrong? Are you okay-â
She couldnât finish. Charlie had launched herself at Vaggi, making them both fall to the ground.
âYOUâRE TOO NIIIIIICE!â Charlie wailed dramatically.
Vaggi just chuckled, wrapping her arms around her girlfriend. âAww, thank you.â She kissed Charlie on the forehead.
âWhatâs next? You got me eclairs?â Charlie sniffled.
âI did, actually.â
âFrom where?â
âThe bakery near the gas station that has those energy drinks I like.â
âMY FAVORITES?????!!!â Charlie exclaimed, smiling widely.
âMhmmmm,â Vaggi hummed, smirking. Charlie was definitely gonna say yes to the proposal⌠âNow, wanna go eat the lovely food I made for you?â
âYOU made it!????â
âWho else would?â
âI donât know! My dad?â
âHun, I almost caused the hotel to catch on fire while making those, please give me some creditâŚâ
Charlie nodded, letting go of Vaggi and getting up. She sat back down on the picnic blanket and tried one of the deviled eggs.
âWeeellllllll?â Vaggi prompted. âHow are they?â
âThese are so goooooooood! You make them better than my dad does!â
Vaggiâs eye widened at the statement. âI⌠I do?â
âYes!â
âAwwâŚâ Vaggi looked away in an attempt to hide the faint yellow blush on her cheeks.
âAre you going to try one?â Charlie asked.
âI already did when I made them. Theyâre⌠surprisingly goodâŚâ Vaggi admitted.
Charlie pushed the plate closer to Vaggi to which the angel rolled her eye fondly and ate one.
âââ
Once they were done with the deviled eggs and halfway through the eclairs, Vaggi finally decided to pop the question. But before thatâŚ
âHey, Charlie. Would you like to go dance?â Vaggi asked.
Charlie, who had a mouth full of an eclair, nodded eagerly.
They stood up, and Vaggi led Charlie to the other side of the park, where strings were tied from one tree to another. On those strings were purple and orange lanterns that illuminated the dark park.
Vaggi turned to Charlie, holding out her hand like a gentlewoman. âWould you like to dance?â
Charlie snorted âYou just asked that.â
Vaggi put an arm around Charlieâs waist, pulling her closer. âAnd Iâm asking again,â she murmured, her voice low as she smirked.
Charlieâs face turned bright red, then she smirked as well. âThen yes, I would love to dance with you.â
Then they started dancing, both of them moving in sync. They didnât know what they were doing, but it was almost as if the other knew what the other was going to do next. Out of nowhere, they both started humming the same tune together with the same rhythm and timing.
After a few minutes, Vaggi stopped which caused Charlie to stop as well.
âCould I ask you something?â The angel asked.
âOf course,â the princess murmured, pulling Vaggi close and resting her forehead against her girlfriendâs.
âWeâve been together for a while, right?â
âMhmâŚâ Charlie hummed, closing her eyes.
âAnd you know I love you, right?â
âMhmâŚâ Same response.
âIâŚâ Vaggi took a deep breath and pulled away slightly from Charlie, causing the princess to open her eyes. âI love you more than anything⌠and I donât want to mess anything upâŚâ
âWhen have you ever messed up?â Charlie questioned softly.
âI hid the fact I was an exorcist, I wasnât able to help you achieve your dreams, I-â
Charlie cut her off by putting a finger on her lips. âShh⌠Thatâs all in the past. I forgive you for every wrong thing you did and you know thatâŚâ
Vaggi looked up, blinking away the tears that were forming in her eye. âWhat Iâm trying to say is⌠I love you, Charlie. And I donât want to lose you⌠SoâŚâ She pulled the ring box out of the pocket in her dress (Thatâs right, this dress has POCKETS!) and knelt down on one knee, opening the box. âWill you marry me?â
Charlie didnât speak at first, she couldnât. She was⌠in shock.
Then she broke. Tears streamed down her face as she fell to her knees, hugging Vaggi a little too tightly. âAre you⌠serious?â
Vaggi just smiled and hugged her back, tears forming in her own eye. âDead serious, hun.â
âYES! Yes! I- I donât know what to say besides YES!â
They were both a crying mess at this point. This is what Vaggi gets for deciding itâs a good time to propose when theyâre both on their period and are both extremely emotional.
Who knows how long later, they finally pulled back. Just slightly so they could look each other in the eyes.
âI love you so much, VaggiâŚâ
âI love you too, CharlieâŚâ
âââ
More authorâs notes: THE EEEEEEND!!!!!
So, the outfits were originally gonna be their Easy fits, but I changed my mind because FREE WILL.
About the deviled eggs, I just searched deviled egg concoctions, and I feel like Charlie would like the Cheeto dust on them for some reason. Oh, and should Cheetos be Veetos since the Vees own literally everything?
ANYWAYYYYYSSSSSSS, I am wondering if I should make this into a Chaggi family story??? I love family AUs lmao.
AAAAAND I need to know if I should do a family Huskerdust AU, Huskerdust yuri, or another Val x reader fic. I HAVE TOO MANY IDEAS UGHHHHHH.
Anyways, happy pride month, thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed, and drink water :P
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something comedic between Sunny and Alastor, and it must include the word testicles for no reason other than funny
Hii Sunny. This one is a little short, but I kinda ran outta ideas. I know you said between Sunny and Alastor, so I hope you donât mind that I kinda snuck a character or two in thereâŚ
This also takes place a little bit before Alastor disappeared for seven years. Sunny is, well, Sunnyâs OC and this Alastor is also Sunnyâs version, so heâs OOC a little.
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Just Another Afternoon
Summary: Just an afternoon in Alastorâs house with him, Sunny, and Niffty
Word count: 800+
It was a calm afternoon in Alastorâs house. Sunny was in the living room, just spinning around as she so often does.
âUhâŚâ Niffty, who had scurried into the room, was watching Sunny with slight confusion. âHEY!â
Sunny heard Nifftyâs shout and tried to stop spinning, falling onto the couch as she did so. âUgh⌠Why is the chandelier spinning?? Why is the whole ROOM spinning!?â
Niffty bonked the siren demon on the head with her broom.
âOW!â
âWhat were you doing?â
âWhy does anyone do anything, dear?â Alastor materialized in the room, startling Sunny, but Niffty seemed unfazed.
âHi Alastor!!!â the little demon exclaimed.
âHello there, Niffty!â The radio demon patted her on the head, then looked at Sunny. âAre you okay, dear?â
âYeah, yeah⌠Just give me a minute⌠Everything is so spinnyâŚâ
âWas she spinning for no reason again?â Alastor asked Niffty, who nodded in reply.
The deer sighed. âSheâs going to start complaining about a headacheâŚâ he muttered to himself. âNiffty, thereâs a family of rats in the kitchen cupboards. How about you go add them to your⌠âcollectionâ?â
âOohh!! Okay!â Niffty giggled, pulling out her needle and rushing out of the room.
When she left, Alastor looked back at Sunny. She was still lying on the couch, now with one hand on her chest and the other on her head in a dramatic gesture.
âIâm DYING!â
âNo, dear⌠You are notâŚâ
âThis headache is so baaaad!!â Sunny whined. âThe only cure is fluffy deer earsâŚâ
Alastor blinked.
âDo you even have a headache??â he asked eventually.
âNo, but I still wanna pet your ears.â
The radio demon walked over, sat down next to Sunny, who immediately sat up. She gently petted his ears as he let out a little *mep!*.
After a few minutes of Sunny giving Alastor ear pats, Niffty scuttled into the room with three dead rats on sticks.
âI killed the whole family, Alastor!â Niffty announced proudly. âThis oneâs name is Eek!â She held one up. âThis one is Bert!â She waved around the second one. âAnd THIS one is Mr. Socrates Algernon Boy!â This rat she held was notably fat, likely the mother of the rat family she slaughtered.
âThe fuck kind of a name is Mr. Socrates Algernon Boy?â Sunny asked.
âI donât know! But I LIKE it!â Niffty stared at her rat she named Mr. Socrates Algernon Boy with a crazed smile on her face.
She gazed at the rat for a minute or two before turning back to Sunny and Alastor. âPuppet show time!â
Niffty moved behind the table and held up the rat named Mr. Socrates Algernon Boy, or Socrates for short. âOh, look at me! A horny rat with no one to be with.â
Then came the one called Eek.
âOh look! A random rat I shall torture!â Socrates said.
âNot on my watch!â Bert popped up. âI will protect you, Eek, my love!â
âOh my god! Such a big, strong man, here to protect little olâ me!â Eek said dramatically.
âWhat!? No! There shall be no romance between you two without me in it!â Socrates exclaimed before attacking Bert and Eek.
Plenty of death and battle noises later, Niffty jumped onto the table. âAnd Socrates kills them all, tears their limbs off, dislocates joints, and bites off their testicles!â
Alastor clapped enthusiastically, while Sunny simply stared at Niffty.
âWas that last thing necessary?â she asked.
âYES!â Niffty nodded.
âWhat a wonderful show, Niffty!â Alastor complimented.
âThank you!!â the little demon bowed and then ran off to do who knows whatâprobably cleaning, or killing⌠or both.
âOkayyyâŚâ Sunny said slowly. âSo, Alastorââ
She was interrupted by a knock on the window. They turned to see Vox pressed against the glass, whining.
âALASTORRRR!!! COME BAAAACK!!â The TV cried. âPLEEeeEaAAaSE!â
Alastor just summoned a black tendril outside, watching as it wrapped around Voxâs torso and flung him faaaaarrrr away. He waited until Vox was out of sight before turning to Sunny. âAs you were saying?â
âAs I was sayingâŚâ
âAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!â
They turned around again to find Vox there⌠againâŚ
âHow did he get back here so quickly?â Sunny wondered.
âTeleportation, dear.â Alastor summoned another tendril to throw him away.
Thenâ*ZAAP*
âALAST-â
Another tendril.
*ZAP* â-OR!â
Then another...
Sunny watched as the chaos unfolded.
âCOME-â
â-BACK!â
âI MISS YOUUUU!!â
âVALâS ASSHOLE ISNâT AS GOOD AS-â
âBABYYYYY!â
Finally, he stopped.
âBack to my question. Did you two date or something?â Sunny asked.
âNo,â Alastor replied simply. âWe had sex once, and he thought we were dating. We never made anything official.â
âHuh⌠He really is an idiot.â
âOh, dear, donât get me startedâŚâ
ââŚWhat was sex with him like?â
Alastor turned his head toward Sunny very slowly. âWhat?â
âWhaaat? Itâs an actual question! He seems like the type of guy that would make you worship him.â
âYes, he is.â
Sunny gestured for Alastor to continue, and he reluctantly sighed before continuing.
âHe was horrible, and I feel bad for that moth heâs now with.â
âThatâs it? No other details??â
âThatâs it,â Alastor confirmed.
âMhmâŚâ Sunny hummed. âWell, Iâm gonna go drink water. Itâs been a while since Iâve done thatâŚâ
She stood up and walked away, leaving Alastor alone with his thoughts.