What is dignity

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

no beatles or harry potter hell yeah

can we stop promoting the idea that nature has to look beautiful to be good?

TAHW ruoy

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?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

We can’t have a midlife crisis, our entire existence has been a crisis. Enjoy doing grand folks shit my fellow millennials ❤️

The entire idea behind midlife crisis is based on the person having gotten "everything" by their late 20s and then realizing that none of it was what they wanted. If you've been systematically barred from obtaining the things that you're supposed to want, then you're way more likely to pursue the things you actually want, something which has for many years been denied to anyone in the USA before the age of 60 or so.

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

Clearly coca cola makes you immune to swords