hello tumblr my old-

If the scene where Ginny tied Harry’s shoes was in the books, she would have tied his shoelaces together

"I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD"

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

I AM PISSED OFF IN A SKIRT

I HATE MEATLOAF TEMPERATURE

I NEED MY GODDAMN SOAP

You didn’t even finish his arm like wtf?

You should hide in a suit of armor to hide that shame

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

OHMYZOD IT’S BACK

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG

I am on mobile and I just spent like a good 15 seconds scrolling through BLANK GREY SQUARES. Fucking

ARE YOU KIDDING

The second of the two .gifs I made for Nordstrom’s Silver Box ad campaign. A festive, flickering still-life painting. Cheers.