some awkward stranger girl 2.0

My Spanish professor also suggested this 😊

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

Depends.

… On what

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

Big ole’ pigs.

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!

PIGS ARE BIG

little girls who go around after it rains and pick up the worms off the sidewalk and throw them back in the dirt are the cornerstone of our society and we should all strive to have that level of compassion for each other and for the natural world

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

ross died of influenza

The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying

Everyone has heard of updog. People are aware of the joke and anticipate the confusion of the recipient. “hey, updog” “what’s updog?” But unbeknownst to them, many people have seen updog. They have gazed upon his visage but remain ignorant of what they have observed.

show us updog op

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.

Never forget

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess