there's a monster inside all of us

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before