Mah Bleerrrg

A guardian that can’t forget that fateful encounter in the moonlight seven years ago

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

*swings huge plastic sword around* im not straight

cookies would have been served but i eated them

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

Vote!  Because all our futures depend on it.

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

It’s important!

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

This is a good note, thank you

This why they boop you. :)

This is also good to know, thank you!

Thank fucking god

THANK FUCKING GOD.

Look at this! Look at this fucking thing! This was done in 1986, and used absolutely no CGI whatsoever. It was ALL practical, and ALL done through puppetry. Look at the last gif. Over a dozen vines are moving at once along with its head, lips, and tongue! In interviews Rick Moranis has stated he often forgot he was working with a puppet, as opposed to a really ugly guy. Even today it looks so real. Audrey ii is nothing short of miraculous

I really hope people take this energy they’re putting into encouraging people to vote and will continue to put it into action outside of ballot box - organising strikes and protests and mutual aid programmes and emboldening the voices of those who are involved.

listen if the vote goes badly - that doesn’t mean you’re screwed over forever. that doesn’t mean you’re doomed. you can take things into your own hands. there’s more to democracy than ballot boxes. There is a way out of hell - it just requires doing more than voting.

I wish I was an adult in 2006 so I could have heard akon’s smack that in a club and gone buck fucking wild

healthcare.gov GO GO GO

Reminder: the deadline is December 15

Fortnite popularizing thanking the bus driver has probably made school bus drivers’ lives much more pleasant.