✧ Lia ✧

the "who would win, fernando or esteban" post is my new favourite because fernando would obviously bring a fucking katana and spend ten minutes waving it around in complete and total confidence that he looks awesome (he looks insane) and that his copious years studying the blade have given him total mastery over his enemies (he's mid) and then esteban would laugh frenchly and pull out a glock and start firing it wildly, probably hitting 5-8 passerbys. after the smoke cleared, fernando would be trying to post a picture of his biceps with his last dying breath and esteban would simply walk away like "zees is ridikeelous, i am going to have a cwassont" (french people are always saying shit like this) and then jimmy from aston martin socials would take a selfie with fernando's body and caption it like "live by the sword die by the sword lmao adios bestie". the discourse following the event would mostly focus on whether or not fernando using a sword counts as queer baiting. im not taking criticism on this btw you can't find fault in my beautiful mind.

You are a prophet my friend

Girl dinner (it's 5 slices of small and mitski playing in the background)

Salami, it's salami