The TikTok “teenagers scare the living shit outta me” meme, but it’s a bunch of Marinette and Damian videos where they interact with Rogues. Add in some Sleep Deprived Tim too.
Tik Tok begins: *quintessential MCR song plays*
*Video starts on the in-awe face of some random adult citizen, who makes eye contact with the camera before switching the shot*
*camera switches to show tiny girl in all pink and pigtails, with a gun to her head, staring the Riddler down while lecturing him about his fashion choices*
*person filming*: “she’s terrifying...”
*The video barely captures Marinette offering Riddler a chance to commission her, because she’ll make him a way better outfit. But since he’s a criminal, he would have to pay her double.*
*Tiktok begins, same as before up until the video switches perspectives*
*video shows Damian Wayne just staring blankly at several would-be kidnappers, who all have guns trained on him. He looks like he Couldn’t Care Less.*
Damian: “I have a six-year-old niece who is more intimidating than you pathetic squealing rats. For the sake of your own already shredded dignity, I suggest you forfeit your firearms over to me and leave while you still have functioning limbs.”
*you know the drill, TikTok begins here*
*Tim Drake is seen guzzling a steaming hot, gigantic thermos of coffee for a very long, very uncomfortable amount of time. Then he pulls the cup away, and when he sighs in content a billow of coffee-steam just comes out of his mouth like he’s a dragon.*
Tim: “ow.” *proceeds to throw empty thermos at Joker’s head and skateboard away.*
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