Hello Babes,
🚫MDNI. Ppl younger than 21, instant block. No age on your blog instant block. Pedos, Anti-LGBTQ+, racists, and dick wagons, you can fuck off too🚫
I’m 30F, housewife, MILF, bi, monogamous, married, and not interested😇
Don’t expect a lot here. This place is NSFW 90% of the time. The rest is funny, cute, and creepy. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. You’ll find hard kinks here, so please proceed with caution as I will not be putting tw on most things. All my personal posts can be found under #pics or #text
I don’t follow back blogs with no personal photos or text posts.
I block super easy. NO I’m not trying to roleplay, or have any sexual conversation with you.
Remember, don’t be creepy, I don’t want to see your peepee.
DM’s are open to moots only, everyone else please use the ask or submissions box. Compliments and such are very much welcome!🫶🏻
Feel free to reblog my personal stuff! I love positive attention! Just keep your own commentary in the tags! Please and thank you!
To reiterate, 21+ only! I don’t care if you stalk my blog, but don’t interact or follow till you’re 21 please. I will be checking!
As always, do whatever you want, just don’t be a dick ✌🏼
(Not) Yours,
Shrub
(Old blog stuff can be found under #old blog text and #old blog pic)
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