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Another piece of my soul is chipped away every time I have to mark a comment in my inbox as spam

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rewatching ephemeral and chat blanc is realizing that they were never showing us that it would be catastrophic if adrien and marinette knew each other's identities. it was always that it would be catastrophic if adrien was around when they had that final battle with hawkmoth. and that is horrifying. They were always telling us in the end, when it concerns adrien's family, when adrien's name would be used to convince gabriel to choose otherwise, that adrien's presence would always tip the scales in the opposite direction... because gabriel doesn't view adrien as having agency. he never has. yielding to his son is a concept so outlandish he can't even imagine it.
if adrien had been there? no matter how much they fought, no matter how they appealed to him, gabriel would have never reconsidered. and thats why, adrien being forced to acknowledge him as a hero, beating himself up for not being there, is so awful, because we know that it would have turned out much worse.
there never was a chance of complete victory for our heroes. gabriel wouldn't have allowed it.
timeskip angst what if i made it into an au 🤔
I've been on a maribat kick for like... SIX YEARS
And now have decided to draw for it :D My return to tumblr, heralded by the illustrious maribat server!
My first doodle is for the fanfic No Choices by @starwarsmum!! This fanfic definitely has a few more drawable moments, as do the others, so stay tuned!
every now and then i remember how funny the lego batman Dick Grayson adoption story was. like, Dick was just a fanboy in an orphanage who decided it would be cool if Bruce Wayne was his dad, so when he met Bruce he straight up just asked if Bruce would adopt him, and Bruce wasn't listening to a word this kid was saying because he was distracted, so he just assumed Dick wanted an autograph and signed the adoption documents in Dick's hands, and then he just got in his car and drove off. Alfred had to be the one to go back and get him, just sighing as he opened the car door like 'well, i guess it's legal now, you better get in'. like that's gotta be top ten funniest fucking ways for Bruce to adopt a kid. i think that method should be used more, and i personally think it should be used by Tim.
like- fanboy/stalker child Timothy Drake; knows his parents suck and he decides he wants a new dad. and who would be fucking better than the man he knows for a fact to be Batman?! i want Tim to straight-faced no fear just march up to Bruce during some kind of event with guardianship papers he's already forged his parents signature on, deciding to face-to-face randomly ask this man to be his new dad.
Bruce is not paying attention to anything this kid says, by the way. Bruce is trying to leave the event because Jason's with him and he wants the kid to get an early night before school the next morning. there's press and people asking for pictures swarming the street between him and his car. it's too loud, he's got Jason clinging to his hand and trying to keep up from behind, and there's so many people clamouring for his attention that when this little kid somehow manages to slip up to his side, paper and pen in hand, that he vaguely remembers as one of the kids in his neighbourhood, Bruce just quickly scrawls his signature where the kid points and then tries to shove the paparazzi back again.
Jason's the only one who notices, having tuned out all the other visual and audio mess because he trusted Bruce to handle it. when he sees the glee on Tim's face his hand slips from Bruce, and while the man steps away to demand everybody clear a pathway to his car for him and his kid, he leans over and actually reads what Bruce just signed.
he looks at the paper. he looks at Tim. he looks at the paper.
it's genuinely the funniest fuck up he's ever seen the man do. he visibly has to hold back laughter as he claps Tim on the shoulder and solemnly declares, "welcome to the family, weirdo." before Bruce reaches back to grab him by the sleeve and tug him away again.
Tim goes home to pack his bags and then smugly shows up at Wayne Manor the next day, where Jason lets him in and shows him to one of the empty bedrooms. Alfred spots them and stops for a minute, wondering if this is something he should be involved in. then the kettle goes off and he figures it's not his problem. Bruce does not clock that there is another person unpacking and starting to live in his house until Tim sits next to him at the dinner table and no-shame starts referring to him as dad while Jason gives him the most shit-eating grin imaginable.

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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
Princess Fragrance design for funsies + Akuma power info crumbs!!!!
overly complicated and cluttered designs.....yummy...yummy in my tummy...
What muffin? This one? It was delcious<3
by Am_I_really_a_writerhuh
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777 words
Everyone in Francois Dupont knew what a sleep deprived Mariinette Dupain Cheng looked like. There were tell tale signs the ravenette hadn’t had a taste of sleep in more than twenty four hours.
She’d trudge onto the compound with her feet dragging behind her. Her usual perfectly done pigtails and casual fit would be swapped out for claw clipped hair and the closest casual clothes could get to pyjamas.
Today was one of those days. There’s a simple silver clip holding up half her hair while her bangs all but cover her eyes. She is sporting a comfy cropped pink knitted sweater and black leggings. In one hand is a big tumbler and signature stamped T & S Boulangerie patisserie brown bag and in the other is one of those comically large folders those art students carry.
There was also her behaviour.
Her gaze would more often than not be unfocused, legs working on autopilot to guide her to her classroom. Her posture would be hunched and she’d walk like a corpse in one of those undead movies.
Then there were her eyes. Have mercy on any souls that tried to strike up a conversation before she was coherent. She stares into your soul with enough ice to give you frostbite.
The bags under her eyes might not be enough to carry her emotional baggage but they sure made her bluebell pupils seem even more brilliant when she sends that aura of murderous intent.
The class, she observes, is disgustingly awake. She wasn’t even inside yet and she could already hear their chattering. Everyone seemed wide eyed and bushy tailed, happily conversing away in little circles. Her least favourite group was front and centre. At least seven people around the front desk where a certain italian sat, beguiling them with tales of her adventures in kwami alone knows what country this time.
“Oh look! It's Marinette!” the shrill voice exclaims.
The baker’s daughter doesn’t bother hiding her scowl.
“Wow Marinette, it is so nice to see you early for once! I’m glad you’re fixing your scheduling,” each honey coated sentence causes a wave of murmurs among her little crowd. The ravenette barely spares a glance as she actually steps into the class.
“Oh my,” she suddenly swooned, “I think my blood sugar dropped,”
“Are you okay dudette?” Nino asked from his spot, an innocent look of concern crossing his face.
“Having something sweet should help,” her gaze flicked to the bag in her current victim’s hand, “Marinette? You didn’t happen to bring anything from that amazing bakery of yours? Your parents’ food always makes me smile and it should help with my sugar levels,” she batted her eyelashes.
“Hey Marinette, why don’t you give Lila the pastry you brought? She really needs it,” Alya coaxed, sending her best friend an encouraging gesture.
Marinette clicked her tongue watching with disdain as her best friend nudged her head towards the ‘sick’ brunette. She felt petty . Resting the big folder on the ground and propped on her leg, she used her now free hand to open the brown bag and pull out the pain au chocolat wrapped in wax paper her papa had packed her.
She stared directly at Lila, watching as the whole group lit up at the site of their usually abrasive classmate lending a helping hand. Then she shoved it in her mouth.
Logically, a pain au chocolat takes at least three big bites to finish in one go but if something as simple as logic could stop Marinette, she’d be ashamed. So she watched in amusement as her now dumbstruck classmates gaped at the site of her stuffing her mouth to the brim with pastry.
Chewing was almost futile. It took her a full twenty seconds to bring the food to a swallowable portion. With one admittedly painful gulp, the pastry was gone entirely.
“Girl, you did not just do that,” her reporter friend growled.
“Marinette! How could you do that,” Rose chimed, covering her mouth with her hands.
“How the hell did that fit in your mouth,” Kim exclaimed, breaking the train of beration.
The other gave him a look before returning to their chastising statement.
“Oh Marinette, I know you don’t like me but how could you be so rude! If you didn’t want to share you just had to say so-” she swayed, feigning a state of dizziness. There was a chorus of gasps, “I feel really faint, could someone please get me something to eat,” her voice wobbly.
Many people rushed the cafeteria while the others comforted and panicked over Lila. Marinette just rolled her eyes and continued her trudge toward her seat.
Manipulation 101 (How to swindle a million out of a billionaire) Extras!
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Nathalie: *sees a new pair of heels in her size at her desk Note: From your partner in crime ;) Note: Thanks for keeping a secret Nathalie: Marinette you're too good for this family
Marinette: *posts about her new single status Luka: May I- Kagami: Marinette let's- Luka and Kagami: O-O Luka:I CALLED DIBS??? Kagami: I will gut you if you dare usurp my place
Gabriel(who is at fault): My son isn't eating :[ Gabriel: Curse that baker's girl for breaking his heart Gabriel: She could have had the decency to do it face to face simultaneously Adrien: *at the bakery stuffing his face Adrien: Mr. Dupain you need to add this one to the menu permanently
Gabriel: Finally, with Marinette gone, I can finally set Adrien up with Kagami Kagami: *posts a juice date story with Marinette Gabriel: CURSE YOU DUPAIN-CHENG
Manipulation 101 (How to swindle a million out of a billionaire)
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By Am_I_really_a_writerhuh
3.3k words
Let’s set the scene of Marinette Dupain-Cheng’s most recent battle.
The destination? Rather than the streets of Paris, it was some fancy restaurant she’d been dragged into, she didn’t care for its name because she probably wouldn't be returning any time soon.
The time? Fifteen hundred hours, three in the afternoon of a sunny Parisian Friday. Time she could be spending taking a nap after bombing Mendeleiv’s chemistry quiz yet again.
The purpose? Well, that’s where the complications begin. If you were to let Marinette define the situation, she’d probably select diction befitting her position, sat between the cushioned back of the chair and the balsamic vinegar and olive oil dispensers on the table, a hostage situation.
No time turning, mind controlling or gargantuan foe could hold a candle to the Devil’s apostle ahead of her, fingers interlaced and gaze penetrating her psyche from the far reaches of the Agreste Manor through a tablet that would cost her at least two high end commissions to afford.
The ravenette gulped.

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inspired by a drag path video I saw of a cat trying to comfort it's owner even as it took it's last breath. Reminded me of the belief some people have that cats don't want their loved ones to watch them die.
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kwami swapped spiderman kiss cause yes, i love kwami swap au
Talking to middle aged ppl is depressing because they love telling you about how with 1 singular franc they could buy a car and a house with a pool and the fucking Eiffel Tower but then they switched to euro so now a pizza is 15 bucks and it’s like ok what do you want me to do kill myself ?

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went to the zoo with my s/o recently vaguely dressed as some duo
“Marinette puedes hacerme un vestido rojo?”
“Marinette puedes controlar a tu novio furro?”