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Would you guys read a fic/au where a bunch of iconic 80s/90s vehicles turned out to be Cybertronians(i.e. Batmobile, Ecto-1, the DeLorean, KITT from Knight Rider, etc.)? I've been rewatching a bunch of old shows and movies, and realizing how many missed crossover opportunities there have been over the years.

I need a Transformers continuity where it's like X-men, where the conflict stems from their conflicting ideals, AND the fact that they're bitter exes. Like, I need EVERY Megatron and OP fight to have an AGRESSIVE amount of sexual tension. Like, technically their talking about the lives of humans, or the fate of Cybertron or whatever, but it's PAINFULLY obvious that it's about them. I want their begrudging team up against Unicron or whoever to have Wolverine and Cyclops levels of passive-aggressive flirting. And at LEAST one "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you" moment. This is a NEED. A NEED, TUMBLR!!!

I'm a huge Transformers fan, but I pretty much only watch the G1 show. Ask me something about Transformers you don't think I'll know, and I'll answer like I do.