Dani's Shitty Shit

My sincerest apologies for the awkward versions of me that people remember.

the line between doing some things as self care vs doing them as depressive apathy is soooo fine, like oh do i wanna sleep all day because i’m tired and i need it or because i’m depressed and trying to escape? same with not going out, canceling plans, isolating yourself, like, ANYTHING comfortable in even a little excess is liable to be one or the other... the line is thin and im a tightrope walker who just joined the circus to get away from the family farm and ive never walked a tightrope before and i am lying in the hay on the ground.

Am I cutting annoying people out of my life in masses for self care? Or do so many people seem annoying because my mental illness is acting up? Find out on next week's episode of "My life is a fucking mess"

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

I prefer the goblin magic.

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

Forgot about that bit...oops.

Your age is the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the solar system

No wonder why I'm so tired all the time.

I wonder if this is what he sees when he looks at me. ♡♡

What are Lobsters..

Way to go, Batmen. (:

so how do i relationship

Can someone give me hand written instructions, please?

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole