So basically I asked Cain “do mushrooms rot when you touch them” because in biblical times mushrooms were classified as plants and plants rot when he touches them and he LAUGHED. Smug fucker LAUGHED. “oh mushrooms aren’t plants their fungi” YEAH I KNOW THAT-
oh wait I’m supposed to be doing a seminar on reality benders…
(Welcome to the alto clef shitpost account everybody) (if i reply in a rude or snarky manner it is because im roleplaying not because im actually angry at you or anything and if you ever get offended just tell me because i will try to tone it down i promise)
I have ties to Christianity and Irish folkloric peganism so I will act accordingly to that but it might not be completely correct or (literally) biblicaly accurate since I’m not in those religions (clef doesn’t have any canonical religions but he does tie into multiple religions, folkloric practices, and mythological beliefs)
Also, I do asks, but this is not mainly an ask account. (I mainly roleplay but if you send an ask I will be really hyped to answer even if I do act like I’m not since clef is just like that)
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im so tired of this, i understand both opinions but yall just make it worse.
yes, ive seen a lot of people who said "im friendly to transmen but i hate transwomen". but it's not transmen's fault, they didn't do anything. it doesn't mean that transmen are "centered" or smth. please direct your anger toward transphobes who said this thing.
yes, ive seen a lot of transfems who said "decenter transmen" and who felt offended because of transmisogyny. but they are just victims of transphobia, i still understand them and ask you to understand them too. try to change their opinion without hating.
guys we all are victims of transphobia, we have the same enemy. yes, some transphobes hate transmen/transwomen more but it's only transphobes' fault. 😭😭😭 we have to help each other, not fucking hate. be tolerate and love your ftm brothers, mtf sisters and enby siblings.
yeah tbh it is basically just the “no girls allowed in my treehouse” or “no boys allowed in my treehouse” thing from when we were little kids. It’s genuinely just a more complex version of elementary schoolers thinking the other gender has cooties. All sides need to mature like genuinely we have a common enemy so why are we attacking eachother? Idk it’s just stupid this is kinda out of character but I’m rebloging it anyway.
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here is a list of organizations for trans people (such as free trans shapeware for those who can’t afford it, diy hrt brands, online chat rooms, etc.) under the cut so us trans folk can find and get support from others (this is for all genders but if you want a gender specific version of this then just comment it) (please reblog) (I’m using trans as an umbrella term for anyone in the transgender spectrum including enby/non gender conforming people too):
⚠️disclaimer!!!!⚠️: Most of these services ask that you are at least 13 years of age if not older. I cannot control what you do but I ask that you please follow each websites rules since they are amazing websites and if you aren’t following them both you and the website could get in legal trouble.
A link to a congress psa about transgenderism to support trans youth (screenshot it before trump will likely take it down, he is already doing this with historical documents and putting up anti-trans propaganda in replacement so he won’t be scared to take this too.):
Links for general trans support (they offer multiple services for all genders and needs):
Point of Pride provides financial aid and direct support to transgender and non-binary folks in need of health and wellness care.
Point of pride offers donations towards hrt funds, free binders to anyone in need (you don’t need to give them bank information so minors with transphobic parents can get support without attaching a bank account), transfem shapeware, donations towards gender affirming surgery funds, and more (check them out to see everything, they offer a lot of stuff)
Get free gender-affirming kits and flight assistance. The Queer Trans Project is a Black & Trans-led nonprofit supporting the trans and nonb
The Queer Trans Project is a nonprofit organization that offers Build-a-queer kits (free customizable kits with gender affirming shapeware), flight assistance services (donated funds to be able to support travel costs for when you need to travel for gender affirming healthcare), and it has a quick exit button for safety. (It also has a shop if you want too support them but can’t donate)
SLASH Kits are care packages delivered by ISTG directly to the hands of someone whose gender identity doesn’t fit neatly into a binary box.
Despite the name, I Support The Girls sends out trans care boxes to people of every gender orientation within the trans community, including a binder, menstrual products, leakproof gender affirming underwear, toiletries, gender affirming makeup, and a bag to hold everything.
online trans support groups (mainly peer to peer advice):
A peer based transgender chat room to just chat with trans peers and get advice from them.
Connect with a trained LGBTQIA+ peer support volunteer to have an online conversation without fear of talking out loud and others hearing.
this is a general lgbt chat room website but it does have a quick escape button and it’s a peer on peer connection (plus there are no video cameras so no one can take advantage of that)
DIY HRT (do your own research by the way to see your local laws and only use this as a last resort as it can be risky.)
Little Mouse Fun not only has a guide to how to make your own HRT, it also includes a guide to how to legally change your name (made by a lawyer), short stories/ zines about transgenderism, and a couple of other cool things that are unrelated but good to note anyway. It is ran by one person (I think?) and you should check it out despite if you are looking for HRT or not, I just put it in the hrt section since it had a good guide to making and obtaining it.
The DIY HRT Directory offers transgender individuals comprehensive guidance on safely performing DIY hormone replacement therapy, including
The DIY Hrt Directory is a guide on everything about HRT. It has a guide on how to safely use DIY HRT, resources for safe DIY hrt, blood testing (for safe HRT use), and just anything you need for DIY HRT.
Accessing gender care in the United States can feel challenging. Many people face long waits, high out-of-pocket costs, limited local provid
Gender GP provides a DIY HRT safety guide from an actual safety standpoint and not just a screaming transphobe
stay safe out there and remember to never give up since we need you all in these trying times to be a beacon to other trans folks, spread the word, and help normalize ourselves in not just the LGBTQ community but also in our local communities and the world in general. Stay strong, we are here for you, and my DMs are open to anyone who needs advice/ needs to vent :)
