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the character relationships diagram from the KH Memorial Ultimania may be my favorite official schematic

well no i lied, my favorite is the “Xehanort’s Bullshit Plotline” diagram, but this is a close second

for most series, if you were to diagram the relationships between the various characters, the relationship descriptors would be things like “friends with,” “brother of,” “coworkers with,” and so on

for KH we instead have officially diagrammed relationships that include, but are by no means limited to:

– “manipulated for personal gain” – “demonically possessed the body of” – “is seeking revenge on” – “is harboring the soul of” – “created in a laboratory” – “executed a coup d'état with”

Chef Yaku: “I’m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I’m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. And I don’t really have time to look for a tool and open them…”[smashes coconuts] “Man, you think a stupid coconut gon’ stop me!”

Other chef: “This dude’s like smashing through these coconuts! What am I up against here?!” [to Chef Yaku] “Ah, man…”

Chef Yaku: “This could be your head.”