~dandelion~

i need one of those hugs where i can bury my head in someone’s chest and stay like that for several minutes

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Subnautica gave you the chance to be Ryley Robinson. Subnautica 2 gives you the chance to be Bart Torgal

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

You know, that’s fair

this commercial is now banned in the UK

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

i think the marvel vs dc conversation is bad because they're very different animals and i think its very obvious in how they approach the avengers and the justice league, even if you compare it between dceu and mcu, because at the end of the day superheroes in marvel seem to be allied with the governemtn regardless of their cause, like shield and avengers seem to be deeply connected in both fucntion and system because they're lead by a military guy and then the league in itself is funny because literally no one gets paid, they consider it volunteer work, that they operate outside of the planet so they would not be beholden to one state