Hakuna Matata

A shapeshifter who can only turn into things they eat

*turns into a puddle of cum*

Hey why are you like this

Yet ppl don’t understand how white privilege still exists in brown n black countries

I think about this almost daily.

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

That shit is forever nasty lol

How

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.

W i l d. and he deadass.

Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.

Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.

I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed

i am genuinely having an out of body experience

Sometimes I see this post and think to myself it can’t be real, but yes there are thousands and thousands of people in the world who genuinely believe woman shouldn’t get periods it’s our “diet” this is a thing.

Just want to remind everyone that homeboy up there believes that because another man told him so, thus it must be true.

it’s actually called a menstrual cycle so the period = drop of blood is a REACH my guy

How are some men so fucking stupid

Some people don’t deserve to talk…omfg

If this ain’t me