physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

if someone tells me they golf I just think “wow okay you are really sour inside. it’s like you drank a whole lot of milk and left it in there to curdle and foam for 4 days. that is the kind of personality you have.”

crop circles

if net neutrality gets killed, a bunch of idiots on the online are gonna blame the people who didn’t spend 100 hours calling miscellaneous high-level government officials, rather than the fact that said officials don’t give a solitary fuck about what the public wants

not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real

yall know when you go to copy/paste something but the copy didn’t take so instead you paste something completely unrelated to what you were ffor þe perle yn a mannys yȝe Nyme hony& þe rows of an oynone & do yt yn þe yȝe þat þe spot ys ynnea noþer Nyme whyt gynger & bete yt to poudyr & seþe yt longeyn whyt wyn & þanne do yt yn a clene basyn & lete yt stonde þerynne tyl yt be grene & þanne do yt yn a vessel of glas & do yt yn þyn yȝen whanne nede ys