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you better watch your ass before i fax you

you better fax your ass before I wax you

“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die

A paper cut is technically organ damage.

i wish tumblr would delete this damned blog

Only the good die young

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

instead of going to the grocery store and preparing food I will simply go to sleep and starve

it’s me

same score but played entirely on kazoos

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)