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I let spiders stay in my apartment and if you got a fucking problem with that then,,, uhm,,, *starts tearing up* please don't hate my spiders

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

Hey so need to hear this said to me

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

it's called pacstrap because arch is for lesbians

In the song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Billie Joe Armstrong sings that he "walk[s]" alone and that he is "the only one." However, the music video clearly shows him walking with Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool. Which is it, Billie Joe Armstrong? Why must you lie, Billie Joe Armstrong?

being gay isn't a choice, but if it were i'd still choose to be gay

I just wanna wake up on a late Saturday morning by kisses and warmth and love. neither of us needing to rush up to get the day started so instead we lazily, half asleep, cuddle and kiss under the warm blanket as the sunlight shines through the curtains. we only pull ourselves out of bed for coffee and breakfast.

People will say that trans women are dangerous and then you meet one and she’s just some girl named Luna who hasn’t had a hug in twenty years