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Just the Tip: Scott Hunter is right next door, they have no lube and no condoms. They can’t fuck…. unless? (Horny Ilya begs for hole, comes instantly)

Talk a Big Game: Shane rides Ilya until Shane decides they’re done. This nearly kills Ilya. Oh well! (He loves it).

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Shane gets passed around like a blunt, but only Ilya is allowed to make him come. Features Wyatt, Troy and Luca only lol.

Just Keep Touching: Shane might be into sexual overstimulation and Ilya is more than happy to Give It A Go, anything to please his pervert husband.

Shane Hollander vs The Dildo: How did Shane wind up owning The Dildo? Let’s explore his first time.

Across the Line: Luca can’t come because of his new antidepressants. Shane and Ilya help him out (they talk him through it)

I Survived the Edging Olympics and All I Got Was a Fucking T-Shirt: Shane and Ilya edge Luca to tears but it’s actually really really funny because Hollanov are Freak4Freak

Slavic Dad Ilya Rozanov: Just because some of us have parents like this and I had a lot of fun writing it. Features cantankerous Ilya and laid back older Shane with their son who’s so embarrassed he might die.

Paul Baker Thinks Shane Hollander is Nasty at Hockey: Adults x Heated Rivalry Cross-Over One Shot that really is just for Me (also dedicated to Jack Innanen)

- a breeding kink,

- a sexual overestimation kink,

- a praise kink, and

- a just the tip kink.

free me from this prison that i built for myself

fic: convince me either way

• Ilya gets Shane to finally show him the dildo
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76195351

• Hot yearning sex before the tuna melt (absolute must-read)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77323081

• Playoffs = no sex… but they find other ways… what else could they do? 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83205616

• Shane’s knee is injured so Ilya has to be super gentle, shower him, and fuck him softly (ilya buys him snacks it’s so cute) 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79465576

• Ep 4 timeline: what if they do it raw (i love this) 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75982236

• Shane’s plug gets stuck (yearning era, not crack!!!) https://archiveofourown.org/works/77154396

• Ep 4 stair kiss montage cut scene, explained
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77512411

Shane, so horny he can’t think: What did you do?

ilya: No, for what I’m about to do

or: CNC Freak Pervert Hollanov play CNC Freak Pervert Games

Shane and Ilya invite Luca over for a bit of fun. They ask him, “you like edging?”

Luca is like, sure! Sounds fun!

Anyways, he discovers that Shane and Ilya are fucking sex freaks. Shane and Ilya edge Luca until he’s literally sobbing.

Here ya go. That’s the fic. Please share so that other Hollanovaas lovers find it.

When AO3 went down for a bit in January, I decided it was a sign to pick up the pen. I am not new to fandom or fanfic, so I decided to embark on a very very big journey. I was going to write a long-fic.

So the idea of Rookie Mistakes was born: I wanted to write an AU set in 2024-2025 where Shane is a young rookie (less of a massive superstar) and Ilya is his slightly older “buddy”. I wanted to write it as a rom com AU, what if things could work out in the end? What if they didn’t carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

Also who doesn’t love teammates to friends to friends with benefits to lovers? I EAT THAT UP.

So I sat down, literally, with a pen and paper and mapped it out. 25 chapters, I did the math and thought heck, I could do this in about 4.5 months, assuming I posted an average of about 1.5 times a week. I wasn’t going to make it this big serious fic, and also I’ve done long fics before so I know what is doable for me.

So I picked up the pen with some friends from another fandom and smashed out the first seven chapters over the course of a couple of weeks just so I could have a buffer. And Rookie Mistakes was born.

Part of it was also this: when I read the books, I wanted to write a Shane that was more in touch with his Japanese heritage, his sexuality, and his own confidence. I also like to think that a modern day Gen Z (like myself) would have a little bit more knowledge about sexuality and maybe be less afraid to experiment a little bit sexually.

So off I went. I planned out and invented a new Shane and Ilya, obviously based on canon but with my new twist. It gave me something to do when I was commuting or even as an alternative to doom scrolling.

There were times when I got really frustrated trying to map out a plot that wasn’t too angsty but still had some conflict, but heck, we got there in the end.

One of my favourite artists is a group called Tommy Lefroy, and in one song they sing, “Sometimes, as an exercise, I think everything’s gonna be alright.”

What if coming out wasn’t the insurmountable Everest that it is in the real world? What if it wasn’t so cataclysmic? What if no one gets outted?

It’s a very fluffy, smutty, naughty fic.

And as of next week, it’s going to be complete. It’ll be 25 full fucking chapters of a story. All for fun, all for free.

The last thing I want is my fic getting torn apart on TikTok (oh my god) but I think I trust the real fandom spaces to be kind, so I’m going to share it here.

So here it is. Currently 24/25 chapters, Rated E, around 83k words but it’ll be closer to 88k when I complete it.

So so so good thank you for the delicious food 🙏🏻