slurping crunching

FUCK I love watching ppl in cars everyone looks like that worm in the apple

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

as a pathfinder 2e player my daily routine consists of beating up random d&d 5e players i see on the street for being wotc bootlickers and then i go home to my tgirl dom who plays exclusively avantgarde indie ttrpgs where you dont even roll dice and she calls me a good girl for sucking on her strap. and she says ill get an experience point (1) if im really really good

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

i miss challengers so bad can they remake it every year with the exact same cast and plot but make it a different sport every time

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach