ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

the peeta mellark girls were right. at the end of the day love is about who will follow you to your ruined home and plant a garden there

marking homestuck down as "a landmark work of queer literature" in an effort to piss off as many people as possible

the problem is that it's kinda true