RAWRR!!!!! :333

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

this gonna be dan and phil when they findnout im their long lost mpreg child

psots that changed the tumblr landscape

"I asked chatgpt—" yeah well I asked the squip in my head and it told me to stop fuckin slouching so.

Charley kringas' shrink is Mendel weisehbahfield okay

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked franklin shepard and he said mutter mutter mutter mutter yes jerome

C-c-c-cmon c-c-c-cmon, go go. C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon, go, go!

AND NOW, OF COURSE, ITS TIME TO HIT THE ROAD

WHICH MEANS ILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE ALL DAY

BUT THAT REALLY ISN'T SUCH A CHANGE

IF IM NOT FEELING WEIRD OR SUPER STRANGE

MY LIFE WOULD BE IN UTTER DISARRAY

CUZ FREAKING OUT IS MY "OKAY"!

I don't wanna be a h e r o

WRONG!

IM WAITJNFN FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD

MY BRAIN IS GONNA FREAKIN EXPLODE

BUT NOW OF COURSE ITS TIME TO HIT THE ROAD

WHICH MEANS I'LL BE UNCOMFORTABLE ALL DAY

IF IM NOT FEELING WEIRD OR SUPER STRANGE 💦💦

NOW SHOULD I TAKE A BUS OR WALK INSTEAD?

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

I don't know who among you is American, so I'm just tagging all of you: @meetmeinmontavk, @ghostlysmolderingparallax, @crazy-t0gether, @maradarlow, @starofthesea37, @typingwithmyhandstied, @mishalikessoundsandcolours, @celestial-seasonings427, @mandyluvspuppies, @pandasonthemoon, @pjo-tvs-version, @nekolyakov, @bluebibliophile, @anxious-witch, @nancysflamethrower, @willthezombieboy, @cowboylikeswifts, @itswhatyougive, @willbyersoffical, @gazeofgrief, @shishisblindspot, @love-walkingonsunshine, @pinksmonkey, @potofwill, @theafterlifeofthepartyxx, @heyimcelery, @byedisaster, @hypoclericalcunt, @mrstomatohead, @clericscauldron, @bonskidin64, @dorkbuckbuckley, @krakoansam, @singusasongchousthepigeonman, @ontheswingset, @iheartshippinggays, @blueandyellow7, @inmybylerera2003, @sofixt0k, @onlymelonlyy, @by3rsfilmed, @byelerheart, @swiftlyconehead, @miwiromantics, @travelingtwentysomething, @mirkwoodsuperspy, @elephantshoetoo, @sionnaach, @bugpurity and @elektraking.

if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big