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Lalo Salamanca will not fuck you

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

breaking bad is crazy bc it's five seasons of unending horrors and u watch it like "well. he could have just not done all that"

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

I mean the outfits are kind of a clue?

You can literally see they’re not being hung by the beck in the picture and are hanging by a harness. Like, they didn’t even bother to Photoshop this one at all.

everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree