M*A*S*H
taken from the tv show.
iâm so tired, my eyes keep slamming shut.
honestly, when you live in a cruddy situation like this long enough, you get to love a few people, and even hate a few.
just come inside and let yourself heal for a few days.
for me to do my job, iâve got to know whatâs bothering you, if anything.
come out of the sun. your brain is getting a tan.
your bruises. youâve been brawling.
if this hurts, youâll be the first to know.
boy, that gripes my cookies.
watch your language, or iâll wash your mouth out with soap.
howâd you like a nose full of nickels?
iâll thank you to mind your Pâs and Qâs.
youâre the only one who ever comes to sunday services.
these monthly check-ups are a pain.
iâve watched you around the hospital. you care about people.
you waited too long. now youâve got a fever on your hands.
you canât talk to me like that. not and get away with it.
guess iâm your bunk buddy for tonight.
why donât you have some food first? best medicine in the world.
listen, the only thing G.I. about me is my athleteâs foot.
you look like an ad for death.
look, if you want to be a hero that much, you go.
thatâs for me to know and for you to find out.
you just go back there and become the best possible âyouâ you can.
is that what you said, or do we have a bad connection?
this is the first time iâve cried since i came to this crummy place.
just donât talk to me for the rest of the war!
you know what a hero is? ninety-nine times out of a hundred, itâs somebody whoâs tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. i donât give a damn.