alostreign

dee WILL be banging the waitress in s18 if i have anything to say about it…

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Few people actually reach the peaks of mountains, that’s why we alone bear the burden of understanding just how fucking cool they are

so normal about simon... and the way he fumbled over the computer trying to follow ava's instructions... and the way he asked his mom to keep the blackbox safe after putting the lifejacket on it and how he just kept repeating "this is bigger than me" over and over.... and the way he always apologized after lashing out,, even when all he did was punch the ship.... and the way he was hopeful all the way to the end.... ogghghuggfd

well when all else fails at least there’s daydreaming about your oc getting tortured and abused and experimented on and assaulted and dehumanized and torn apart and surgically modified and

Red Dwarf was my heated rivalry