“Diamonds aren’t green, dick-nips.”
“I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!”
“Sonic, I’ve had enough. You took my wife. You fucked my crops. I’m taking your life… And the Chaos Emeralds!”
“Honeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!” (You know what? Everything the president said was a gem.)
“Unlocking secret account in 5… 4… 3… 2— *buzzer* I’m fucking PISSED OFF! IT DIDN’T UNLOCK!”
“Goin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! *jumps down*” *A bunch of nerds laughing*
*Alfred sees Prison Island explode for the first time* OH, MY GOD! I DIDN’T KNOW! *someone laughs* Oh, my God. I didn’t KNOW.”
“WHAT?! What?! Wh—Why is NASA there?!”
“You’re not my DAD, don’t fucking tell me what to DO!”
“There was penetration, Sonic.” *laughter in the background*
🎶There goes Hawaii. There there there goes Hawaii. There goes Hawaii. Oh, the island is gone. There goes Hawaii—🎶 *wave hits the screen and the camera transitions to white as a feedback rings for a few seconds*
“Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like PUMPKIN HILL. *sings along to ‘A Ghost’s Pumkin Soup’*”
“And my social security is 69.” *Everyone laughs, followed by a single “Nice.”*
“WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING? I’M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING. *Eggman noises* YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT. I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then *Eggman grunt* pull it out again, and then I look at you and I’m like *deeper Eggman grunt*.”
“Alright, everybody, I’m gonna bounce. I’m gonna go to Chipotle, I’ll see you all later. Uh, if—” “*drunkenly* BRING ME BACK A BURRITO.” “Nope. If you want something, go get it yourself, buddy.” “*in the distance* SONIIIIiiiiic!”
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