[Something about a bad sense of humor]

this is standard issue uncle

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

when i was a kid i thougt that Weed was a Rare Item but it's really just a Common drop from most Lady types.

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

yeah i just love it when a character is in an escapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd