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DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

Ilya somehow managing once to convince Shane to get high with him. He really leans into the fact that for the first time Ilya will be sober so Shane doesn't have to worry about anything and that it will be gummies or brownies because Shane is adamantly against smoking. And when he actually tries it Ilya is immediately obsessed bc high Shane is very similar to Shane on the pain meds. Hes calm, happy, completely himself and unmasked. He gets cravings for all kinds of stuff that Ilya immediately gets for him now questions asked. And when Shane sobers up he's like YOU LET ME EAT WHAT. And it was mostly all kinds of safe and comfort foods that Shane usually doesn't let himself eat because of his diet. And Ilya's like "I couldn't say no to your sweet little face 🥺 you are not the victim here Hollander I am" and while high Shane stims freely and copies every other thing Ilya says in his accent and thinks everything is a little funny and Ilya adores Shane's usual uptight self but he also loves seeing his husband so free of anxiety and insecurity. And inevitably Ilya convinces Shane to do it more than once. (They may also from time to time has VERY CONSENTING AND COMMUNICATED high sex and it's great)