I'm watching you.

Who left the brownies in the break room? They taste like dirt.

What the hell is a "Tee 'F' Too"?

I may not know what a "Mitski" is but

Despite popular opinion, I am emotionally well adjusted and do not experience physical pain when I receive emotional affection.

I would like to clarify that my absence is not due to the fact that I accidentally deleted the phone app and couldn't remember how to install it. It is because I have much better things to do than participate in all this online tomfoolery.

Reminder that employment ontracts expiring this year must be renewed by January 5th or you will removed from base and released onto the streets with unrelated amnesia.

I've never enjoyed vistors in my office. Violating the privacy of others while being is alone is my favorite pastime after all. But a good friend and maybe a book or tea to share as we laugh manically and ridicule the mercs has been... Nice.

The sky has been unusual in appearance as of late.