Huh

Ooh I got plany off time

‘Tis the season. It’s not optional

LEAVE ME ALONE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I AM NOT YOUR SAVIOR!!

‘Put yourself in my shoes’ okay but I would never wear your shoes so jot that down

My posture is terrible and ghouls and ghosts want to get me. Oh well! Can’t be helped

Hey is this normal? Today a rehab nurse tried to give me some weird little pills and said “you should read romance novels” so I bit her on the hand as hard as I could

They’re putting up stables for lesbian horses. And me? Well…let’s just say…it’s “complex”

Extreme Vagus Nerve Blast

In agony, my hair smells like hair

No worries if not

The ducks at the pond have a lot of pain in their eyes. Not that I care

I went into that Hot Topic place and a girl in a dog collar sold me a pin that says “DADDY’S LITTLE MONSTER”

It’s pride month and there are bugs everywhere. The computers have become too normal and too much like human beings