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measles outbreak on scientology’s cruise ship… but wow, what a moment

KSMDMDMDMFMF QUEEN

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

put ur dick in the microwave see what happens

fuck you mean

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

ME

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

O h m y g o d

don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

yeah thanks me too