a letter

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

please read this storify about a journalist who accidentally got added to a group dm on twitter with a bunch of teenage girls and also edward snowden

my life wouldn’t be this bad if Lorde would just put out a second album