𝐿𝑈𝐶𝐸𝑂 𝑁𝑂𝑁 𝑈𝑅𝑂

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Any time I see Nijntje being referred to as Miffy online I get a lil angy. That's Nijntje... I grew up watching her on TV and reading her books. I went to college with her in Utrecht, Netherlands. Her name is Nijntje..... Who decided she should be called something else. And why? Just because English speakers would get a migraine trying to pronounce Nijntje? I don't care........

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste