in my dreams i'm more than vixen or divine

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

Look! Seahorses!

the agony of Consequences (have to fold laundry) from my Actions (ran a load of laundry)

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed

unexpected item in the shagging area sorry idk why I just needed to say that I think thanks for listening

concrete meaning "not abstract" predates concrete meaning, you know, the material, by about two hundred years or so

guy who invented concrete was like “this is the least abstract thing I’ve ever seen”

Clean sheets, amazing experience 10/10. Changing sheets, the worst 0/10. Why does something so good have to involve so much suffering

This just in: yet another report reveals that it’s actually rich people who are the problem. They need to pay more tax and their constant accumulation of wealth and capital fucks everyone over. Stay tuned for next week when yet another report reveals the exact same thing, and coming soon: the sequel report where this is once again studied and proven to be a serious problem with a really obvious solution. Tax the rich. Tax them way fucking more. Jesus Christ why the fuck are we not doing that.

love it when my kitchen is clean, life is so much easier... i'm sorry countertops i will never let you get this nasty ever again (/fully lying)

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die

date of origin: March 26th, 2014

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

what is life? a never ending micromanagement hell?

there is a dish inmy sink :(