uhhmm.... mr twump can i be the new attorney general 🥺👉👈 pwetty pwease with sugar on top i promise im not a sex pest ive been good

no dude i wasnt memeing. im serious. im having regular sex with your mom

kaede: *runs into hospital* please tell me my wife is going to be ok mikan: oh nah. the aids spread to her brain. she dead frfr kaede: *enters ER* babe please if ur still there. speak to me me: *my hand twitches, fingertips brushing up against her palm. she looks at me with tears in her eyes* me: crabfest is back at red lobster. with nine craveable crab creations

so what if jake paul won against mike tyson, hes old and needs to just retire. now if they let me in the ring, im taking that twinks ass out back

source: i pulled it out of my fat ass (very reliable) 

if elon musk says comedy is now legal on twitter, then how am i. ummm. how am i uhhh. wait give me a minute i just lost it i swear its really funny uhhhmmm errrrmm uhh

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